We didn’t plan on going anywhere this summer, because summers in NYC are great. We want to enjoy as much of the warm weather in the city as possible before the cold months roll in. But one Thursday morning I woke up with a need for sand between my toes, so I jumped on Expedia and convinced Hildon to go to Bermuda for a long weekend.
Arrival Day: Thursday
Bermuda is only a two hour flight from NYC. We landed around 10:30am local time (they were an hour ahead) and took a taxi straight to Rugged Rentals to pick up our Gem.
Note: Bermuda Governmental policy prohibits gas car rentals on the island and only allows one car per household or family in order to limit fuel emissions and traffic. So, only electric vehicles can be rented by tourists, and it’s not cheap. The Gem costs $160 a day. That price includes taxes, and luckily we were able to charge overnight at our rental.
You could take the bus, but that’s not for people with a limited time on the island. Their busses don’t come as often as the busses in Brooklyn. Our Gem gave us the freedom to do what we wanted.
After picking up our vehicle in St. George’s, we whizzed to our home for the next four days in Warwick Parish. Seven Arches is nestled on a quiet hill. Our accommodation was clean, quaint and most importantly, the AC worked. The TV came with Netflix but we never used it, too exhausted at night after spending all day exploring.
After checking ourselves in, we changed and headed to Horseshoe Bay immediately. By the time we got there the sun was high in the sky and the beach packed with people from the two cruise ships docked at the Royal Naval Yard. Luckily, our rental came with two chairs and an umbrella, which saved us some money. We were in Bermuda in June so, although the sand was about the temperature of the sun, we still had to coax ourselves to fully immerse our bodies into the water. We lounged, ate lunch from Rum Rum Beach Bar and took some great pics before heading home to get dressed for a night out.
Our first night was spent at Jazz Nights at the Maree Lounge at The Loren. While The Loren is too expensive for our blood (for now) we were able to spend a lovely night listening to the Tino Martinez Quintent, sipping signature cocktails and noshing on the best sushi Hildon has ever had (high praise from that picky eater).
Friday
We headed to the Capital city of Hamilton and, after getting a quick breakfast of pastries and iced macchiatos, we crossed the street to Town Hall for a walking tour from the city’s Town Crier Ed Christopher. This guy’s been the town crier for decades so he really knows his stuff, and everybody knows him. While giving us the history of Hamilton and Bermuda at large, he stopped to wave at passerby and hail out people who honked their horns as they drove by. At one point, even a former Miss Bermuda greeted him as she walked by. It was a hot day, we were sweating bullets and people started dropping out of the tour. We started with about 15 people and by the time we returned to Town Hall there were less than 10 of us left. The tour is free but tips are accepted. I highly recommend it. Ed has so many stories connected to the history of that beautiful island. And I had no idea Bermuda had no natives when the first British shipwreck occurred in 1609. The sailors found signs of temporary shelter but no permanent structures. When you think about it, it shouldn’t be surprising since it’s Bermuda far away from any other land.
After walking all morning, we were hot and hungry. Since we were already in Hamilton, and it was lunchtime, why not head to the only KFC on the island? KFC is the only American fast food outlet in Bermuda. That KFC has been on Queen Street since 1975 and isn’t going anywhere. And if you’ve been following this blog from the beginning, you should know we try KFC wherever we go, because as Trinis we consider ours KFC connoisseurs.
The KFC on Bermuda is pretty good though.
We headed to Clarence Cove after lunch and a quick walking tour of our own around Hamilton. Unlike the water at Horseshoe Bay, Clarence Cove was calm. I could have floated there all day. Admiral’s Cave, one of the largest dry caves on the island, is nearby.
Around 2:30pm we headed to two other caves: Crystal and Fantasy. They were the highlight of our trip. They’re cold and wet but so beautiful. Crystal Cave is particularly impressive as it is 120 feet below ground level. Our guide explained how the cave was discovered by mistake when two boys fell in while looking for a lost cricket ball in 1907. I can’t imagine falling into that dark cave as a child.
After our tour, we walked the grounds while eating ice cream from Bailey’s, a parlor right next door.
That night, we headed back to Hamilton after showering and resting a bit. We dined at Devil’s Isle Cafe, where we tried the creole burger, at the owner’s suggestion, and washed it down with rum swizzles, Bermuda’s signature cocktail. We strolled through the streets of Hamilton after dinner and people watched. Hamilton was live that night as people spilled in and out of bars and clubs.
Saturday
After buying cat food at a pharmacy and feeding the resident cat Diamond, we headed to Grannies in North Shore Village for the island’s best fish sandwich. The local way is to eat it is on raisin bread with all the fixings, so we asked Granny to hook us up and that she did.
I mean, my gawd. Just look at it.
We devoured our sandwiches and headed to Spanish Point Park to relax. I read a book while Hildon flew his drone to get a better view of the shipwreck nearby (there are over 300 shipwrecks in Bermuda’s waters). In between reading, I watched as families set up tents and grills for a day of fun at the park and chatted with two men who described themselves as avid bird watchers.
When Hildon got enough footage, we drove to St. George’s to take in some sites at the historical town.
We relaxed at Tobacco Bay the rest of the afternoon. When we got there, this nice couple gave us their wristbands so we didn’t have to pay for two chairs and an umbrella. We rented snorkels and chased parrot fish through the rocks. The drinks were good, the music was great. It was a vibe.
We ended the day at Sea Breeze Lounge, where we ate pizza and more sushi. It got a little nippy near the water after sunset, so we didn’t stay long.
Sunday
We started our last full day in Bermuda at the Gibb’s Hill Lighthouse to get some of the best views on the island. Built in 1846, this cast iron lighthouse is only one of two that still exist and offers views of Hamilton and the Royal Naval Dockyard. If you want to climb the 185-step spiral staircase, you have to pay $2.50 to enter. We skipped this as I was not dressed for such a hike.
We had a late breakfast of chopped egg sandwiches from De Island Shack that was amazing. It was basically an egg salad sandwich but it was so much more at the same time. Not pics. We were famished.
Well-satisfied, we set out to find the shipwreck HMS Vixen but took a wrong turn somewhere and stumbled upon the abandoned 9 Beaches Resort. I read the resort was supposed to get a $80M makeover in 2010, but when the funds didn’t come through it was closed. People started squatting in the bungalows but were kicked off the premises in 2017 when one of them burned down. Spooky yet beautiful.
We made a brief stop at Glass Beach to take pics before heading to the Royal Naval Dockyard.
We spent about three hours exploring the historic Dockyard, including learning about the island’s history of slavery at the National Museum, before having fish and chips at Frog & Onion Pub and Restaurant. Bermuda’s only brewpub is situated in the mid-18th century Cooperage in the Dockyard.
The fish needed seasoning. The fries were good. The highlight of the meal was seeing little T’challa sleeping outside our window seat. So precious.
We spent the rest of the evening lounging on Long Beach Bay. I loved this beach, because there were mostly locals spending their Sunday afternoon with their families; eating, drinking, listening to music. Kids ran around trying to play with goats a man was herding across the beach to graze on a patch of grass, and there were wild ducks sleeping in the shade or swimming behind us amidst the boats full of people partying it up, as we chilled in the water and took it all in. Couldn’t have spent our final beach day in a better place.
Our last dinner on the island was epic. We went to The Terrace on Front Street in Hamilton and ordered one of their largest plates. There was steak, salmon, baked mac and cheese. I have to describe the plate because I dove right in without taking a pic. But I was so happy after that meal that I fell asleep almost as soon as my head hit the pillow while crickets sang me lullabies.
Departure Day
After dropping off the Gem the following morning, we strolled to St. George’s (without our carry-ons as the staff of Rugged Rentals offered to watch our luggage) and grabbed a quick bite at White Horse Pub & Restaurant before heading back to Rugged Rentals, where the owner took us to the airport. He’s so sweet. He didn’t want us to pay him.
The people of Bermuda are warm and inviting and the weather was absolutely perfect. And since it’s only a short flight from NYC, we will definitely be back for more getaways. The water is warm until mid-October, so it’s not too late to book hour trip.